GENERAL 🌟 open post

[farr]

open post things. gen things. shippy things. bestie things. text things.
just give me the things.

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[covered]

[ see, given all the shit(tm) they encounter on a day-to-day basis, it definitely isn't our of the question that they would somehow contact some kind of virus out of the blue. ]

not that kind of viral
not this time, anyway
apparently some kids are recreating scenes from your movies and putting them online

[ on that note, ]

did you know cliff has a tiktok?

[farr]

[ please, it wouldn't be the first time. ]

Is that why he keeps doing those weird dances and inviting strange people over to perform "skits"? I just assumed he joined a weird new cult.

[ but more importantly — ]

Are you saying the youth of today are actually still watching me?
Appreciating my work?

[covered]

from what i understand of tiktok, it is a weird new cult

but yeah, seems that way
cliff showed me a few
they aren't bad

[farr]

[ ... — ]

They aren't doing it better than me, right?

[covered]

[ he was expecting this. ]

never

[farr]

Good.

[ she has a reputation to maintain, okay. ]

You'll have to show me. Even if I dread what else I might find on there.
Every time I look, it's like coming face to face with Karen again, multiplied by a thousand with every scroll.

[covered]

i find it helps to just keep scrolling
and remembering nothing anyone ever shows on the internet is their true self
and that the happiness and fortune presented by these people are probably an overcompensation for how empty their lives truly are
like 20-second soundbite cries for help in an increasingly vast and vapid void incapable of basic human empathy

[ :) ]